Ever notice how life’s scoreboard is rigged? You land the trick — your knees hurt. You slam hard — but at least your mates cheer. You get the job — now you’ve got no time to skate. You lose the job — suddenly you’ve got time, but no money. Did you win? Did you lose? …Yeah, exactly.
This tee is built for that shrugging moment when you realise the prize is usually just another problem wrapped in plastic.
Specs (because at least cotton is honest):
100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
220gsm heavy-weight, because the world already feels too light sometimes
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape — structurally sound, unlike your ambitions
Double needle hems, preshrunk so it won’t betray you (unlike your so-called victories)
Did I Win? Probably not. But at least you’ll look good losing.
